Food: The Poop of the Future!

It's true! And it's here today! It's the 21st century, and though we don't yet have flying cars, we DO have ""poop of the future!"" Who would have thought we would have gotten this far so quickly. First Dippin' Dots, now this. Although, I bet if we hadn't had the Dark Ages holding us back for so long, we could have achieved this around the same time as the steam engine.
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