Made from 100% Cotton this red t-shirt features a giant freakin' Flash symbol screen-printed in a thick mesh-pattern kinda' lookin' and feelin' like it's one of those super-humongous hockey-jersey patch-things. Seriously the Flash symbol looks like it's a freakin' patch that's how thick the print is. Would the Flash actually be any good at hockey? Would he try to lay out the other team with all that super-speedy stuff but slip and slide all over the place? Would he phase through the stuff or shatter it and launch a few thousand shards of that crazy pretend-ice into the crowd? Good gravy just keep him on the soccer field for crying out loud.
male - adult