Well here is a novel idea the Flash likes fast girls! He must be really into that chick from NASCAR. Zoom zoom! Or maybe he was thinking about a professional swimmer or sprinter. Wait there is another meaning to fast girls? You mean like that 3 cup game where you have to guess what the ball is under? No...I'm still missing the point? Well I have no idea what you're talking about. I keep thinking some kind of sleight of hand...or something. Maybe the Flash is just running away from the scary women! Using the Speed Force to get away from a 'Grenade' as those guys from the Jersey Shore are ever so fond of saying. Anyways this hyperactive 100% cotton shirt from high quality producer Junk Food is extremely limited crazy soft and bound to just disappear in a FLASH...ugh that was horrible.

We had one normal shirt made of 100% cotton and then one of 100% polyester. We decided to give them to DC Comics' Scarlet Speedster (The Flash) after he spent the day eating double cheeseburgers. Viola! The 50% cotton 50% polyester Flash Heather Grey Junk Food T-Shirt! Wait...is that how we made it? Yeah sure why not. Seems logical enough and I'm a big fan of Occam's Razor so we'll just run with that. You cool with that? Yeah you're cool. Anyways this Flash Heather Grey Junk Food T-Shirt comes from quality t-shirt manufacturer Junk Food known for their exceptional skill and limited quantity! That's a kind way of saying get this great t-shirt before it is gone for good!

Here we have good ol Barry Allen in a vintage 100% cotton t-shirt from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food! This Flash Classic Grey Junk Food T-Shirt is immensely soft and has that old school retro look that Junk Food has become popular for! Barry Allen is one of the masters of the Speed Force...or is he the Speed Force? I'm not quite sure....infernal predestination paradoxes! Speaking of that The Flash Classic Grey Junk Food T-Shirt went back in time to meet the people at Junk Food...the business guys over there really appreciated the Flash Classic Grey Junk Food T-Shirt so they decided to make a bunch of copies of them! Hey like shirt like character! Is that a phrase? Sure why not!

Made from 100% Cotton this light gray juniors-cut woman's t-shirt features a severely faded and purposely distressed image of Batgirl filled with what appears to be a light coloration applied with pastels. Looks like she's positioned in front of a giant orange moon or something. And yes there are a few bats also pastel colored flying the hell around tryin' to I don't know get her phone number maybe? Anyway this juniors-cut woman's t-shirt is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food so we're talking softer-after-than average material a limited print run and....uh...more good things unique to Junk Food T-Shirts!

The Force works in mysterious ways. It creates things and items it moves us to do the same and it once let me win a game of high stakes Poker being played for a treasure chest of those troll dolls from the early 1990s! That was one of the most intense parts of my life and I have the Force to thank for getting through it! I just wish I could wear this great 100% cotton Star Wars Retro Poster Jrs Womens Junk Food T-Shirt! I don't have that cute little hour glass figure - too much junk in the trunk! Any-who this t-shirt was created by those brainiacs over at Junk Food - those guys only make exceptional and extremely hard-to-find t-shirts! Purposely distressed and featuring an imposing image of Vader and some dogfighting X-Wings / TIE Fighters! Unfortunately once this t-shirt is gone it will probably be gone for good! That is unless the Emperor decides to start a 2nd run as a trap for the rebels.