...and that kids is an exciting story for another time. Anyway about this Aquaman Brightest Day #2 Cover T-Shirt...It's a 100% percent cotton white tee with some super David Finch art featuring Aquaman and Black Lantern Aquaman and even some sharks from the cover of Brightest Day issue 2. It's a new beginning for the sea king in brightest day. He was dead ya know but it's not a big handicap in comics....and let's be frank: Aquaman's never had it easy. Always picked last for JLA King of a place only sasquatch spotters believe in taking sass-mouth from clams..."I'm King of 75% of the Earths surface" shouldn't get you a pat on the head and a promissory cookie it should get you chicks! Remember Brightest Day changed everything so it might as well change your wardrobe.

The Blackest Night tide has turned and gives us the new Brightest Day Symbol: Life T-Shirt. Features the Brightest Day symbol superimposed with the word 'Life' screenprinted on a white 100% cotton heavyweight shirt. The darkest days are behind us!

We had one normal shirt made of 100% cotton and then one of 100% polyester. We decided to give them to DC Comics' Scarlet Speedster (The Flash) after he spent the day eating double cheeseburgers. Viola! The 50% cotton 50% polyester Flash Heather Grey Junk Food T-Shirt! Wait...is that how we made it? Yeah sure why not. Seems logical enough and I'm a big fan of Occam's Razor so we'll just run with that. You cool with that? Yeah you're cool. Anyways this Flash Heather Grey Junk Food T-Shirt comes from quality t-shirt manufacturer Junk Food known for their exceptional skill and limited quantity! That's a kind way of saying get this great t-shirt before it is gone for good!

Back in Jay Garrick's day the Speed Force was capped at 700 miles per hour. The cars didn't really break 70 MPHs so there wasn't much need to go much faster than that. They didn't even have the internet back then and people had to use smoke signals to communicate long distance. William Wallace was also integral in ending Prohibition and the Great Depression when he defeated the English at the Battle of Waterloo. Yeah the good old days. When men had handle bar mustaches and children under the age of 8 were allowed to work in heavy industry. You know I'm not entirely sure how much truth there is in all of that. At least this 100% cotton Flash Golden Age Long Sleeve T-Shirt makes sense. Jay Garrick was a man of simple tastes and costume - shirt pants World War I 'doughboy' helmet with some lightning bolts. BAM! Jay Garrick is now a superhero. I've pretty much laid it out for you so get the Flash Golden Age Long Sleeve T-Shirt and you too can be the Golden Age Scarlet Speedster!

Here we have good ol Barry Allen in a vintage 100% cotton t-shirt from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food! This Flash Classic Grey Junk Food T-Shirt is immensely soft and has that old school retro look that Junk Food has become popular for! Barry Allen is one of the masters of the Speed Force...or is he the Speed Force? I'm not quite sure....infernal predestination paradoxes! Speaking of that The Flash Classic Grey Junk Food T-Shirt went back in time to meet the people at Junk Food...the business guys over there really appreciated the Flash Classic Grey Junk Food T-Shirt so they decided to make a bunch of copies of them! Hey like shirt like character! Is that a phrase? Sure why not!