What time is it? Oh snap, I think it's PIXEL TIME! This is an amazing shirt for you to be wearing, because from far away - oh hey, You've got T-Rex on your shirt! But then as you slowly advance on someone, it devolves into the chunky modern art that can only be called... pixel time. Anyway it's a classy image of T-Rex stepping on a house with a car nearby, and it will tell all and sundry that you are a person of taste AND breeding AND sweet clothing all over your torso!

Are you tired of ordinary American Flags? Want something with a little more kick? My friend, you have come to the right place. Based upon this Overcompensating comic strip, the New American Symbol shirt is ready to represent what America means to you. Four years ago, the Freedom Eagle was flabbergasted. But now he has Hope again! Things are bad but they might get better. The New America Symbol has a familiar shape and fifty stars that represent the 50 wealthiest people in America. There are five stripes that represent the number of points on each star. Notice the Freedom Eagle's American teardrop -- he is either extremely angry or extremely proud. This is a type of Extreme Pride that says "I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, foreigner, but I'm better than you. My country invented Batman."

Massive, East Coast conspiracy or clever, unscrupulous marketing? Only Wikipedia knows for sure. Designed by the enigmatic and seductive Mister Chen.

What's the most extreme thing? That is easily established: SKATEBOARDING OUT OF A FRIGGIN' HELICOPTER! Enjoy this stark and simple image of two dudes skateboarding out of a police helicopter that will appeal to everyone, without exception. You should definitely probably buy this shirt!! It is awesome, but it is also classy. (This is a reissue of one of the first Dinosaur Comics shirts. The skateboarders are still TOTALLY EXTREME!!! but now they're skating out of an incredibly more EXTREME police helicopter! Man... I don't think the police are going to like that.)

The American red-tailed hawk, natural enemy to the zombie, is nature's most effective undead hunter. That's where Team Zombiehawk gets their name, preferring to fight with traditional means of walking corpse warfare (shotgun, machete) than your more modern equivalents (fuel-air bomb, vectored necrotoxic pathogen). Some things are just better done the old-fashioned way. (Or by hawks.)