The beginning is a very delicate time. Know then that it is the year in which the island of Catan is being settled by its first visitors. In this time, the most precious substance in Catan are sheep. The sheep extends life. The sheep expands consciousness. The sheep is vital to settlement building.

Matt Forsythe is the purveyor of Coming Up for Air dot net and author of Eisner-award nominated comic Ojingogo. This is his first shirt design, Bears and Beer, conveniently available in up to 3XL!

What makes a presidential candidate tick? We may never know, but studying his ancestry may give us a clue. This scientific diagram of Paramecium Barackobamarelia comes on a navy t-shirt and is guaranteed to change the way you dress.

There is peak oil and the atomic bomb and Joseph Stalin reborn as strange and vengeful weather patterns but there is also waking up in the morning hoping that the sink is not full of dishes, that there is enough milk for cereal and coffee, that pets or children have not vomited on our last clean pair of pants, that our closets remain shark-free.

It is impossible to know pleasure without pain, and the more pain you feel the better pleasure feels. It's like that with regrets. Without mountains of regrets, you're just that goody-good that makes really good decisions all the time. You know what kind of person that is? A person that nobody likes.