Maybe I';m just paranoid, but I feel like I';ve been seeing a lot of signs lately. The other day, a fortune cookie told me to "Get my affairs in order." The next day, the local weather report said "partly cloudy, with a chance of locusts." And then I saw this bar code. Now, I know people often claim to see Jesus'; face in a tree stump or a piece of toast, but this seems different. I mean, come on! How could that be a coincidence? On the other hand, maybe I';m just freaking out over nothing. I mean, my GPS system doesn';t normally tell me that "the day of reckoning will come like a thief in the night," but that could just be a new feature.

Human. In case you can't read the barcode

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