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"Don't you hate pants?!" is a famous line uttered by Homer during a Season 9 episode of the Simpsons in an effort to get Krusty to ask the audience to burn their pants.

Hey, kid! Come here for a sec. I';ve got a trick I wanna show you. What';s the matter? You don';t like the funny man? What do you mean, you don';t like clowns?! Let me tell you something: As sure as my breath smells like Early Times and vomit, EVERYBODY LOVES CLOWNS! Clowns are funny! Seriously, all the other kids think it';s hilarious when they see a gigantic, albino-esque freak with blood-red hair and feet as big as pontoons. See how many different colors there are in my jacket kind of like the Lucky Charms guy ejaculated on me? That';s funny! Or how about the way all this court-jester makeup and my disturbing lack of eyebrows make me look like Jeffrey Dahmer';s worst nightmare? Funny! Wait, come back! I haven';t even shown you what I can do with a balloon!

As seen on The IT Crowd! Don't you hate it when you are at the local computer shop talking to one of your friends about the subtle benefits of DDR memory when some ignoramus walks up to you and starts asking you which aisle the Internet is on? Or maybe he says something like, 'how do i watch the latest movies on my MP3 player?' If you didn't have this t-shirt, you would have to waste valuable breath telling this guy to bug off and find another hole to crawl in.. This shirt also works well when you are at the office playing Quake or Counterstrike instead of working on those TPS reports. Dunno what i'm even doing writing this little description here seeing as how I don't work here either. Oh Well. Heavyweight 100% cotton black t-shirt with phrase 'I don't work here' on the front and center..

The shirt clearly says "Don't act like you're not impressed." It's ok to stare. I would, if I were looking at me. Scientists call all this "The Total Package."You'll love the super soft feel of this premium ring-spun cotton fabric. Our funny t-shirts are sure to please. Most of our tees have a slightly tapered fit; size up for more room.