Fiction vs. Non-Fiction

When books talk to one another, they often get into arguments, because books by nature are hot-headed and angry. Most of the time, the arguments quickly turn into fist fights. I once saw the Catcher in the Rye single-handedly drop a group of seven Grisham novels, no kidding. I'm glad I'm not a library. Or a scooter. I sure can make noises like one, though. Vooom!
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