Fetchez la vache! This shirt is dedicated to all the holy grail fans who enjoy using their potential methane emissions as a threat. You know who you are. We know you're out there because we have brothers and dads that sat on us and gas-saulted our sensitive noses. Our hamster mothers just looked the other way, too. And let's put it nicely - it didn't smell of elderberries. "I fart in your general direction" printed toward the bottom on THE BACK of a black 100% cotton t-shirt. It's kind of a distressed font and not so big, because you really want your victims to have to lean in to read it. *sniggers*
male - adult