"With teachers like Stewie, who needs kindergarten? This officially licensed black ""Family Guy"" t-shirt features eight images of Stewie Griffin from the popular cartoon comedy, along with a listing of his important lessons. Included are the following: ""Shoot first ask questions later. The toilet has made slaves of us all. Those bruises weren't really from a baseball. Adults are stupid and must be destroyed. Broccoli is disgusting and also must be destroyed. Pancakes are highly addictive. Children's programming is dangerous.Hide the plans for your time machine. Never jump on the bed. It's important to own land. Don't trick out your tricycle. Don't leave bodies in the trunk. Kill the man in white. The world is for the taking. We will all bow to Stewie. It's good to be bad."" Black 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Family Guy items: Family Guy Merchandise"
male - adult