Teenormous T-shirts

If you've ever wondered if people could hear your thoughts but despite your best efforts (i.e. the hardest scrunching of your face and rubbing of your temples) you were unable to hear theirs, chances are you're thinking some pretty guilty thoughts. However, that doesn't defeat the fact that your conspiracy theory is absolutely true. And, if that wasn't enough to feed your paranoid delusion, you should know that everyone also has x-ray vision except you.
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