Care and Feeding of Your Zombie There are a number of methods available for training your pet. Do not attempt these techniques on your own. Always consult with a zombie professional. If you leave your zombies alone in the house all day, they can get into trouble if not properly trained. You'll come home to an abattoir of headless stuffed animals and all the unpleasant moldy things in the fridge will have been eaten. It's important to remember that your zombie needs three things: exercise, discipline, and brains. A treadmill is a great way to burn off your zombie's excess energy. But this is important: never set the treadmill above the lowest setting. You want to maintain the rate at a consistent shamble. Breaking into a run is no good. It only causes ankle injuries and additional flesh decomposition. It's also important to remember that since your zombie feels no fatigue, you'll need to turn the treadmill off. But the treadmill can focus the groaning and mindless shambling of a typical
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