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Ya know Star Wars' Chewbacca used to try to walk into hair cutting places without an appointment. Let's just say none of the hair stylists were particularly concerned or very helpful towards our furry friend. They'd even go so far as to try to direct him to doggy grooming services! Now I don't care what galaxy you're from...that's just plain rude. Chewy had enough of it so he decided to ask his besty Han Solo to cut it for him! Awwww how sweet! It is one of those male-bonding experiences I think. You want to harness that kind of devotion? Want to be a 'besty'? Well you might want to snatch up this exceptional Han Solo Trimming Chewie Junk Food T-Shirt! Made from 50% cotton and 50% polyester this great t-shirt comes from intergalactic producer Junk Food meaning this t-shirt is way better than your average shirt and extremely rare!

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I never quite understood why people wanted Greedo to shoot first. Do all of our heroes need to have Superman morals? The alien bounty hunter came in was going to take Han Solo to his probable death and people get angry because Han took the initiative and killed somebody before he had a chance to kill him. Isn't that the whole idea of a preemptive strike? Maybe we should discuss this factor with politicians I'm sure they'll be able to shed some light on things. This great 100% cotton Star Wars Han Solo Shot 1st Junk Food T-Shirt comes to us all the way from Mos Eisely...okay maybe not but it does come from Junk Food who only makes collectible and extremely rare t-shirts! Get the Star Wars Han Solo Shot 1st Junk Food T-Shirt before Greedo shoots first which causes Han Solo to shoot early but Greedo realizes it and shoots before he even shoots...wait; I think we found a paradox.