Relax, PETA. No elephants were harmed in the making of this t-shirt. How can we be sure? Because all of the elephants we hire are here on their own volition. No, seriously, they contacted us. Most of them were like, "Yo, I';m tired of savanna life. My cousin said you might have a hookup for me?" And we';re all like, "OK, sure." Seriously, it';s totally low-pressure. We don';t even train them. They just show up for work, do as they please, and pick up their peanuts on the 1st and 15th of every month. Like this dude here. We have no control over whether he decides to squash that wrestler. Totally up to him. And let';s be honest. A small part of you is actually rooting for him to squash the wrestler, isn';t it? I know. Sick, aren';t we? Us humans. Here';s a man and beast working in perfect tandem together and all we can think about is what would happen if something went hideously wrong. But I guess that';s the beauty of owning this t-shirt. You can make up your own story about what happen
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