Edward Munster Shirt *LAST CHANCE*
You know when something kind of terrible gets real popular, and you look around and you're totally convinced that everyone is just awful and humankind itself isn't worth saving? And then your buddy comes up with a way to make fun of that thing in brilliantly subtle yet forehead-slappingly obvious way? Yeah, that's what this is. Conceived and designed by Theo Black and tweaked by Jeffrey Rowland, wearing this shirt will result in the delight of your friends and acquaintances, and disapproving, scornful glares from teenage girls. Which is pretty much how it is anyway, right? Vampires do not sparkle in the sunlight. This is irresponsible, and it's incorrect information like this that get people turned into vampires.
male, female - adult
male, female - adult
$15.00 from The Topato Corporation
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PRINTED ON AN ORGANIC T-SHIRT! Before civilization invented synthetic machine weaves, the scattered population was plagued by pirates. The most feared band crossed the mighty planes on their dreaded sheep under a black flag: The Rogues of Wool. If you ever met them, the last thing you'd ever hear before your throat was cut would be the clicking of their knitting needles. Knit. Purl. Knit. Purl. One brave vulture once sailed with those dreaded brigands, and he lived to sing the song, He sails the fields on wooly sheep knit and purl to earn his keep! Dewey grass waves thick and deep, oh, Vachel, on the wooly sheep! Wear this shirt with pride, and let all know that knitters are a force to be reckoned with. Sea Shanty Strips � Sea Shanty Videomale, female - adult$15.00 -
What time is it? Oh snap, I think it's PIXEL TIME! This is an amazing shirt for you to be wearing, because from far away - oh hey, You've got T-Rex on your shirt! But then as you slowly advance on someone, it devolves into the chunky modern art that can only be called... pixel time. Anyway it's a classy image of T-Rex stepping on a house with a car nearby, and it will tell all and sundry that you are a person of taste AND breeding AND sweet clothing all over your torso!male, female - adult$19.00 -
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What makes a presidential candidate tick? We may never know, but studying his ancestry may give us a clue. This scientific diagram of Paramecium Barackobamarelia comes on a navy t-shirt and is guaranteed to change the way you dress.male, female - adult$15.00 -
We've all had the talk. Your old man summons you to his chamber. He's back in the corner, chomping on a soggy cigar, a brandy snifter full of rum and Diet Mountain Dew in his hand. "Son," he grumbles, "you know what you need? A tee-shirt with a picture of a guy jumping a dirt bike over some crocodiles, and the guy is fixing to shoot the crocodiles with his bow and arrow." Some people said your old man was eccentric, even dangerous. But he had his moments.male, female - adult$19.25
