You've got Ed on you. Ed's the sort of guy who would have clicked to buy the Shirt Plate from our April Fool's collection. He has probably repurposed Pete's Roomba to carry around beer so eventually it bumps its way over to the couch (as long as they haven't left the front door open again... "Is that our Roomba in the neighbor's garden?"), and he can just reach down to make beer happen. And if Pete had survived the zombie onslaught, well, survived as a human, he wouldn't have bothered to wash the blood out of this shirt. I mean, it's a badge of honor. Proof of the battles he fought. Blah blah war wounds blah blah laundry blah blah. This is the officially-licensed version of Ed's "I Got Wood" shirt from Shaun of the Dead. Pre-stained with blood (aka red ink), it's basically a costume on its own. Which gives you more time to focus on the important things in life like Tekken 2.
male - adult