Our own original Dr. Seuss Inspired Drunk 1 Bottle Opener Halloween Costume Red T-Shirt. A parody of 'Thing 1', this tee is perfect for Halloween or a night out. This Beer Tap tee features a functional bottle opener on the bottom of the tee. Pair it up with our Drunk 2 shirt for a great group costume idea! 100% cotton.

Our own original Dr. Seuss Inspired Drunk 2 Bottle Opener Halloween Costume Red T-Shirt. A parody of 'Thing 1', this tee is perfect for Halloween or a night out. This Beer Tap tee features a functional bottle opener on the bottom of the tee. Pair it up with our Drunk 1 shirt for a great group costume idea! 100% cotton.

"If you've ever tried to fly kites in the house, we've got the perfect t-shirt for you! This fitted cotton tee features a print of Thing 1 and Thing 2, the adorable mischief-makers introduced in the Dr. Seuss classic, ""The Cat in the Hat."" Dusty Red 100% Lightweight Cotton Fitted Officially Licensed Juniors Fit Juniors fit is a teenagers/young woman fitMore Dr. Seuss items: Dr. Seuss Merchandise"

Which one are you? Are you Thing 1 or are you Thing 2? Well, whichever one you are, choose accordingly and show it off with this awesome shirt! This officially licensed Dr. Seuss shirt features a distressed print of Thing 1 and Thing 2 for that cool retro look and feel. Red 100% Soft Cotton Print is distressed for a vintage appeal Fitted Officially Licensed Juniors fit is a teenagers/young woman fitMore Dr. Seuss items: Dr. Seuss Merchandise

"Pay tribute to one of Dr. Seuss' most beloved classics with this officially licensed ""One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish"" t-shirt. The book-cover print on the turquoise cotton tee is distressed for vintage appeal. Turquoise Blue 100% Cotton Print is distressed for a vintage appeal No tags or collar tag Officially Licensed Fitted More Dr. Seuss items: Dr. Seuss Merchandise"