Whoa there cowboy!  Those plot lines are off the charts...have too many O'Douls tonight, did ya? I'll tell you what, unless you can display this expression using standard mathematical formulas without going wackadoo on me, I'm going to have to detain you for a while.  This funny Friends Don't Let Friend's Drink and Derive tee is perfect for the math geek, we mean math lover, in your life.

Drinking and deriving equals no fun.  You can count on it.

Amish dont drink or drive t shirt. Let me paint a picture for you. It's July, you're driving through Pennsylvania Dutch Country, and your 1978 Camero just died on you. Divert road trip disaster by wearing this shirt and going to the nearest electricity free home and ask the Amish for some help. We think they will appreciate the props, and it shows you have a deep understanding of their way of life. They love that kind of stuff! Be sure to check out our other funny amish shirt.  

Amish Don't Drink or Drive tshirt.  Well if you are Amish you should know better, but just in case you forget, you can now just look down and be reminded!  Be sure to check out our other amish dont drink or drive t shirt

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