"This ladies blue t-shirt features a photograph of Elvis with the phrase ""Don't Be Cruel"" on the front. 100% cotton."

As seen on The IT Crowd! Don't you hate it when you are at the local computer shop talking to one of your friends about the subtle benefits of DDR memory when some ignoramus walks up to you and starts asking you which aisle the Internet is on? Or maybe he says something like, 'how do i watch the latest movies on my MP3 player?' If you didn't have this t-shirt, you would have to waste valuable breath telling this guy to bug off and find another hole to crawl in.. This shirt also works well when you are at the office playing Quake or Counterstrike instead of working on those TPS reports. Dunno what i'm even doing writing this little description here seeing as how I don't work here either. Oh Well. Heavyweight 100% cotton black t-shirt with phrase 'I don't work here' on the front and center..

"Funny & Hillarious Tees ""I Fcuk On The First Date Fat Kid"" T-Shirt. Of course this fat little bastard Fuc*s on the first date, he would do any breathing being at any given time! Say it loud with this awesome fat kid tee!"

"Hustler ""First Date"" T-Shirt (Black) All Hustler Clothing and Apparel has been designed with the same inspiration Larry Flynt advocated for decades; Free Speech, Free Sex with no double standards & no contradiction for all. This attitude lives on today in the pages of Hustler Magazine and on the ink of every Hustler Garment. Live the Hustler way of life with this awesome 100% Cotton T-Shirt. Life's too short for meritocracy, so why settle for mediocre clothing? This Hustler T-Shirt Features: 100% Premium Cotton T-Shirt Quality Silk Screen Print Art inspired by the Hustler Way of Life HARDCORE SINCE 74!"

"Bewild Novelty T-Shirts featuring some of the most popular and humorous novelty t-shirts from TV, Movies and the Comics today. This great Christopher Walken T-shirt says ""don't make me go walken on you"". We have a ton of funny novelty t-shirts to choose from including Saturday Night Live, Family Guy, Superman, Batman, Nintendo Wii, Borat and Miami Ink . All of our novelty t-shirts are first quality tees and officially licensed from Saturday Night Live, Family Guy, Superman, Batman, Nintendo Wii, Borat and Miami Ink, so you can be assured that our tee shirts will not only look and feel great on you, but these novelty t-shirts are also be made to last. We update our novelty t-shirts sections frequently with new designs, so make sure you checkout our all of our novelty t-shirts in each section so you don't miss one. This Shirts Features Christopher Walken in the center with the saying ""Don't Make Me Get Walken On You"" above."