Teenormous T-shirts

Honestly the idea of being hit by lightning is a bit distressing so this Shazam Distressed Symbol T-Shirt makes perfect sense. When young Billy Batson shouts the magic word "Shazam" and Sh-Blam! he transforms into Captain Marvel but after 6 or 8 or 730 times that lightning's got to wear on a shirt. Ya know those letters SHAZAM stand for the ancient gods and heroes who give Captain Marvel his powers maybe adding another A for Athena (a fine all 'rounder of a goddess including weaving) would save some wear on the suit...so "SHAZAMA!" strength speed wisdom and a nice new suit...Anyway this 100% cotton snazzy red t-shirt gives you that distressed "hit by lightning" look without the bad hair day and melted zippers so throw this baby in your cart and don't wear a tinfoil hat in the rain.

A vintage Batman distressed symbol t-shirt. The distressed shirts have been some of our top selling shirts since they represent a society that is less conforming less strict more independent and more nostalgic as well as the depiction of an individual who has "discovered" that the subject was cool long before it came into vogue hence the aged look. That... and they also just look plain cool and relaxed. Nothing like 501s and a distressed shirt. Just don't be a fool and have your stupid prison hip-hop pants down to your knees showing your boxers like some village idiot.

Made from 100% Cotton we have the Superman Juvenile Distressed Symbol T-Shirt! This Superman Juvenile Distressed Symbol T-Shirt is sized just right for your Juvenile sized aspiring Superman featuring a purposely distressed Superman Shield Symbol on a Royal Blue T-Shirt! When your child lifts up the house to find the cat don't call the government.

Here we have a red T-Shirt with a purposely distressed Flash Symbol adorning the dang thing! When the Flash runs the Flash Symbol on his costume remains immaculate. When you run....then tumble then fall then get stuck between 2 sticker bushes and couple of wild racoons fighting over a discarded Big Mac... well that just gave the manufactuer the idea for the Flash Distressed Symbol T-Shirt! Thanks Stumbles McGee!

"""I want to be formal, but I'm here to PARTY!"" This amazing, surprisingly realistic, tuxedo t-shirt solves that age old dilemma once and for all. This design features lines and lapels which make the ""Jacket"" portion appear to be fitted with pockets off to the side right where they should be. Beneath the ""Jacket"" lapels is a vintage red vest with 3 small buttons, a tuxedo pleaded collared shirt and a vintage red bow tie. The Vintage Distressed Tuxedo T-Shirt is printed on a deluxe 100% pre-shrunk vintage cotton tee that is light weight and acid washes for a truly aged look and feel. All of our tuxedo t-shirts are the casual way to be formal and are great for weddings, proms, parties, concerts or anywhere you want to kick back, relax and look cool. This Tuxedo T-Shirt Features: Distressed Vintage Tuxedo Design Authentic looking jacket lines Real looking pockets, buttons, lapels and shading Look Formal, Be Comfortable & Party Hardy!"