Present at the world's dawning, this bat/bird/insect hybrid thirsts only for the blood of sentient races. On page 34, the Monster Manual suggests that those who mistakenly enter a Deep Crow's lair should "close their eyes" and "hope to be eaten first." Also available as regular t-shirt.

Present at the world's dawning, this bat/bird/insect hybrid thirsts only for the blood of sentient races. On page 34, the Monster Manual suggests that those who mistakenly enter a Deep Crow's lair should "close their eyes" and "hope to be eaten first."  100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in white. Black Deep Crow sketch and blue lines on the front and the Penny Arcade logo on the back in black. Also available as a woman's babydoll.

Are you cold right now? Do you wish you were warmer? Also, would you like an ancient, evil bird to stare out from your chest cavity? If so, I think we may be able to come to some kind of arrangement. 

"Seems like everyone has a different way of eating these days. Just at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ we have the carnivores, the pescatarians, the vegetarians, the vegans, and then there's our copywriter monkey who claims to be 100% vegetarian 80% of the time, which requires higher math when we pick a lunch place. Then there was this one guy we met who said he was vegetarian up until the point he smelled bacon cooking. So periodically, he was what we like to call bacontarian. We suggest bacontarianism as an alternative to your already presumably alternative eating habits. Plus, it kind of sounds like a religion. So when someone asks what you believe in, you can say, ""Bacon."" The chemical formula for bacon (okay, it's not... but it SPELLS bacon... we do NOT recommend you attempt to eat this combination of elements), Barium, Cobalt, and Nitrogen, printed with their atomic properties in white on a deep heather babydoll (fitted) v-neck t-shirt.".

Crow Left of the Murder is one of the albums that played on repeat, pouring through my headphones as I trudged through High school. The song itself always gave me an image of being plunged in water, and has a special place in my heart.