Teenormous T-shirts

"Ask Me If I'm A Vampire Mens T-Shirt Ask Me If I'm A Vampire Mens T-Shirt. As it would appear at first glance you are not wearing a Halloween costume, you are just wearing a normal t-shirt. Then some wise ass asks you, ""hey man wheres your costume? It's Halloween. do you have no spirit?"" Then you suddenly pull your shirt over your head and BAM! Your a scary-ass Vampire! This shirt has ""Ask me if i'm a vampire"" printed on the front to spark the question, once someone asks you ab out your ""Vampire Shirt"" you spring in to action; with your super fast reflexes to instantly transform your self in to an actual, Blood Sucking Vampire. This may be the neatest costume ever, nobody will ever suspect you have a convincing Vampire mask printed on the inside of your tee shirt! The mask looks legit and your costume will kick ass and defiantly spark some conversation!"

"It's A Drinking Problem If I'm Sober T-Shirt. Exclusively from Bewild.com, these new tee?s feature hard-core sayings that say it all. From ?Lick Here For Full View? to ?Skanky white-trailer trash?. How about a t-shirt that says ?Dip me in Chocolate and throw me to the lesbians?? Our short sleeve ""It's A Drinking Problem If I'm Sober"" t-shirts are made from a 100% fully machine washable preshrunk cotton for a cool and comfortable fit every time."

It's A Drinking Problem If I'm Sober, You will be able to picture yourself walking anywhere in this Grey Hooded 50/50 Sweatshirt. Designed for warmth and durability the 7.5 ounce, 50/50 blend fleece fabric with double-ply hood provides protection from a blinding snow storm at the North Pole or from blowing sand in the Mojave Desert. This hooded sweat is versitility plus. The convenient pouch pocket keeps hands warm or holds a water bottle. The matching drawstring and metal grommets on the hood make sure it stays where it belongs. The set-in sleeves, ribbed cuffs and banded bottom all keep this shirt together in a way that makes durability its middle name.

You guys are being attacked.Do I see that happening?NO! You're outside by the tavern.Cool, I'm getting drunk, are there any girls there?

Officially licensed David & Goliath I'm Cheesey Blue Babydoll T Shirt. Features a cute can of spray cheese and says, 'Loving me is easy! Cuz I'm cheesey!' Cotton/poly blend.