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Great news, movie lovers! Brian De Palma has been tapped to direct the upcoming Charles Darwin biopic. The film is not a faithful historical account but centers around a more "cinema-friendly" version of the great naturalist. In De Palma';s version, Darwin is a swaggering Cuban refugee who has only three things in this life -- his balls, his word, and his theory that all living things descended from a common ancestor and have evolved over time through a process of natural selection. Darwin -- or "Charlie Montana" as he';s known in the film -- rises to the top of the the Galapagos'; cocaine-driven underworld, only to have it all come crashing down in a bloody shootout aboard the HMS Beagle. As Charlie says, "First you get the money. Then you get the power. Then you get the finches."

There once was a man named Charles Darwin, who was always trying to kick a football this girl was holding but every time he tried, the girl would yank the away and ol' Charles Darwin would go flyin' through the air like a cannoli. Charles got so fed up one day he went sailing around the ocean and invented evolution as a way to get back at the girl, by making her think she was related to monkeys, heh heh. Much to everyone's surprise, the story turned out to be true! Charles Darwin: A Good Man. Based upon this comic strip by Aaron Diaz for Hark! A Vagrant.