(inside Robin's head) "One day I'll be Gotham's biggest protector! I won't live in the shadow of Batman anymore! Everybody is always making fun of me but I'll show them! I'll run for president or something or become a world famous artist all the while defeating and doling out justice to the evil and corrupt! Yeah I'll be the world's most fresh warrior-poet one that would make even the stoic of ancients bow and respect my power! I can lift 16 tons like it is nothing I throw tanks at people like it is nobody's business. What do you mean I can't pick up 16 tons and I'll always be known as Batman's little sidekick!? Nightwing broke off...why can't I? Ugh...guess I need to keep working! At least Junk Food understands my plight with this epic Robin's Sketchbook Junk Food Triblend T-Shirt! It features my very own personal artwork with all my ripply muscles goodness. It is even a triblend t-shirt made of 50% polyester 38% cotton and 12% rayon. That means it is way softer than you are used to a

Made from 50% Polyester 37% Cotton and 13% Rayon this extremely soft heather-gray t-shirt features a purposely distressed illustration of Batman's more fearsome foes! It's the Joker Penguin Scarecrow Riddler and Catwoman. They're just sort of...lounging about happy to be recognized for their genetic disposition towards criminal activity! Yup. This particular t-shirt is from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food so we're talking a high quality limited edition super-soft t-shirt here. And this Junk Food t-shirt is what's known as a "triblend" t-shirt made from 3 different materials which adds to the already exemplary softness and resiliency.

The Superman's Kiss Juniors Junk Food Scoop T-Shirt is made from 100% cotton and comes from uber-producer Junk Food! They are so good that we have to include them in the title. No joke either! Why you might ask? Well these guys make some of the finest shirts on the planet. The shirt has a much higher quality thread count than your average run of the mill t-shirt and this produces a crazy soft t-shirt! I kind of want to just curl up with this t-shirt and cuddle. I wonder what kind of effect the Superman's Kiss Juniors Junk Food Scoop T-Shirt will have on those that are around you? I'm sure they'll become instantly enamored with the vintage look of Superman and some lady that isn't Lois. Wait...what? Maybe this t-shirt has more power than we realize!

Ooooo glowly! Hey man I think that Wookie gave me some bad stuff. Everything is all like groovy maaaaan. Dude you know like there was this story a long time ago about these dudes who could like use these little dudes in their blood stream to fight bad dudes. Yeah I tried to tell you I think that Wookie spiked my jawa-juice. At least I can stay warm and/or stylin' with this Star Wars Junk Food Raglan T-Shirt! It comes from galactic t-shirt producers Junk Food meaning it is of higher quality and thread count (softness) than some regular terrestrial bound t-shirt. One section of this fine raglan styled Star Wars t-shirt is made of 50% cotton 50% polyester while the other is made of 80% cotton 20% polyester. That's what we like to call fancy.

This is an officially licensed Star Wars product. This t-shirt features Darth Vader's head covered in Scrabble tiles