This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. This was only a test. If this had been an actual emergency, the attention signal you just heard would have been followed by official information, news or instructions. Also, if this had been an actual emergency, the color bars on your screen would not have looked like dripping paint smears. (What was that supposed to be, anyway, some kind of postmodernist statement?) And if this had been an actual emergency, the attention signal you heard would not have been a 60-second-long fart. You sure you didn';t drop acid or something?

Acid Blch Grey Oversized tee with dropped shoulder, wide neck and cover seaming. The Godiva tee features inserted panel detail to create an asymmetric draped hem, ribbed neck trim and raw edge finish to sleeve and hem. This style has been acid washed for a vintage look.

Description This Angry Birds shirt features a white bird dropping his egg and the phrase "Drop It Like It's Hot".   

Description The way to handle an encounter with Chuck Norris is much like a fire drill. "in case of Chuck Norris...Stop Drop and DIE!".   

Made from 100% Cotton this exceptionally soft green t-shirt features a seriously distressed Green Lantern symbol appearing as if stenciled onto...a greenish marble material. Uh...yeah. And by the looks of it...it's been around. Probably went through a collapsing Stargate or two. Anyway this unique image adorns a t-shirt treated with the Acid Wash process. The results of said process are evident in the swirling lightening hues permeating the t-shirt. Because of this process each t-shirt displays a subtle change in the aforementioned swirling patter making each tee very slightly unique! Yeah so...very soft unique looking Green Lantern t-shirt for those who just happen to like Green Lantern....regardless of the live action movie.