Crazy AJ's Boomsticks T-Shirt

The beloved Teddy Roosevelt once said, "Speak softly, but carry a big stick. " Sticks are nice, but if a malevolent force escapes the bowels of hell and eats your friend for second breakfast, then you might want to upgrade to the 'boom' variety. Or maybe a chainsaw. And also start talking in cheesy one-liners. Come to Crazy AJ's Boomsticks Emporium to find the walnut stock, hair trigger, and cobalt blue steel that are right for you.
male - adult
$17.99 from Jinx

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