Chuck Norris Two Speeds T-Shirt This is an officially licensed Chuck Norris t-shirt.

Officially licensed Chuck Norris Two Speeds Black Tee Shirt. Features image of Chuck and says: Chuck Norris Has Two Speeds - Walk And Kill. 100% cotton.

Description This Chuck Norris t-shirt warns you: Chuck Norris has two speeds - Walk and Kill.

You'll love this funny Chuck Norris t-shirt. Chuck Norris the weather man: cloudy with a 90% chance of pain! Some helpful Chuck Norris facts to consider before buying this t-shirt: - Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. - If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. - There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. - Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. - Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. - Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. - Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris was here, and he left the mark to prove it. If you're a fan of the man who cannot be stopped, there's no better way to show it than by admitting his dominance over you. After all, there are only two other outcomes from meeting Chuck Norris: a hearty handshake or complete annihilation. Heathered Gray 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Chuck Norris items: Chuck Norris Shirts