Chuck Norris - Two Speeds

Chuck Norris Two Speeds T-Shirt This is an officially licensed Chuck Norris t-shirt.

Officially licensed Chuck Norris Two Speeds Black Tee Shirt. Features image of Chuck and says: Chuck Norris Has Two Speeds - Walk And Kill. 100% cotton.

Description This Chuck Norris t-shirt warns you: Chuck Norris has two speeds - Walk and Kill.

You'll love this funny Chuck Norris t-shirt. Chuck Norris the weather man: cloudy with a 90% chance of pain! Some helpful Chuck Norris facts to consider before buying this t-shirt: - Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. - If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. - There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. - Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. - Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. - Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. - Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.