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Chuck Norris Periodic Table t shirt. It doesn't get funnier than this one! Chuck Norris Destroyed the Periodic Table of Elements because he only recognizes the element of surprise. This funny Chuck Norris t shirt is a brand new addition to Crazy Dog T-shirts. Chuck Norris shirt is licensed and screened on a super soft tee! Check out our other Chuck Norris funny t shirts. Size Chart

This is an officially licensed Invasion U.S.A. product. Shirt features Chuck Norris as Major Scott McCoy's face and says "America wasn't ready, but he was"

This is an officially licensed Delta Force product. This shirt features Chuck Norris as Maj. Scott McCoy saying "I don't negotiate with terrorists, I blow them away." I wish they had left out the word "away"

While it's true you can't cheat death, Chuck Norris can beat it in a fair fight. The boogyman checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.

American tough guy and honorary Texas Ranger Chuck Norris is known through out the interwebs as a man of outrageous feats and legendary skills in the fine art of making grown men cry.