America's toughest weatherman gives the same forecast every day: Cloudy with a 90% chance of pain. Ouch! This Chuck Norris t-shirt makes a great conversation starter. Just remember to bring an umbrella! Silver 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit

Chuck Norris Forecast: 90% Chance of Pain T-Shirt. Chuck Norris could probibly kick your ass with a smirk, so you better listen up and check out this shirt! Chuck Norris Forecast T-Shirt, There is some weather on the horrizon, it looks like its gonna be cloudy with a 90% chance of pain! This officially licensed Chuck Norris T-Shirt is sure to get a couple of laughs. Get yours today, before chuck kicks your door off its hinges, lays you out with his pinky finger, binds your wrists with locks your own hair and places this order for you!

Weekend Forecast Mostly Drunk with a Chance of Horny T-Shirt. What does the perfect weekend forecast look like? Suuny & seasonably warm? We don't think so! Our forecast this week end is mostly drunk with a chance of horny!!! This shirt even includes it's own vintage style weatherman. Booya!

This is an officially licensed Chuck Norris product. This shirt features Chuck Norris and says "Chuck Norris's Forecast: Cloudy with a 90% chance of pain"

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris! Pay tribute to the Internet's favorite badass with this 100% cotton Chuck Norris t-shirt featuring an intimidating print of the action star. The legend reads, ""The Boogey Man checks his closet for Chuck Norris."" Black 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Chuck Norris items: Chuck Norris Shirts"