Chuck Norris Forecast T-Shirt This is an officially licensed Chuck Norris t-shirt.

"Chuck Norris remains dominant! In the world of ""The Big Bang Theory,"" Sheldon Cooper has scientifically proven Chuck Norris' supremacy for the purposes of settling minor disputes. Paper, scissors, rock, nor Spock are any match for Walker, Texas Ranger! The game's illustrated rules are simple: Scissors cut paper, Paper covers rock, Rock crushes lizard, Lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, Scissors decapitate lizard, Lizard eats paper, Paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, Rock crushes scissors and Chuck Norris Defeats All! Military Green 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Chuck Norris items: Chuck Norris Shirts"

Chuck Norris Cheat Death T-Shirt This is an officially licensed Chuck Norris t-shirt.

Chuck Norris Forecast: 90% Chance of Pain T-Shirt. Chuck Norris could probibly kick your ass with a smirk, so you better listen up and check out this shirt! Chuck Norris Forecast T-Shirt, There is some weather on the horrizon, it looks like its gonna be cloudy with a 90% chance of pain! This officially licensed Chuck Norris T-Shirt is sure to get a couple of laughs. Get yours today, before chuck kicks your door off its hinges, lays you out with his pinky finger, binds your wrists with locks your own hair and places this order for you!

Will Trade Wife For Tractor Vintage T-Shirt Calling all farmhands! This shirt is a testament to your love for farm equipment above all else!Would you trade your wife of 20 years for a shiny new tractor? We know we would given the opportunity! Think about it.. tractors dont complain, they wash up nicely in minutes despite their age and even come with a plow to hitch warrenty in case ANYTHING goes wrong!