When Chuck Norris isn't too busy murdering ninjas, he enjoys a nice bowl of nails and glass to start his day off right. Show your friends and family that if they want to be tough, they'll need to do the same with this amusing Chuck Norris t-shirt. Beard not included. Heather Gray 100% cotton Officially Licensed More Chuck Norris items: Chuck Norris Shirts

"You can't stop Chuck Norris: You can only hope to contain him! This weathered-look t-shirt features an image of Chuck in a fighting stance alongside the phrase, ""I'm gonna hit you with so many rights, you're going to beg for a left,"" from ""Invasion U.S.A."" Order yours now... and keep your guard up! Black 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Athletic Fit More Chuck Norris items: Chuck Norris Shirts"

"Chuck Norris remains dominant! In the world of ""The Big Bang Theory,"" Sheldon Cooper has scientifically proven Chuck Norris' supremacy for the purposes of settling minor disputes. Paper, scissors, rock, nor Spock are any match for Walker, Texas Ranger! The game's illustrated rules are simple: Scissors cut paper, Paper covers rock, Rock crushes lizard, Lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, Scissors decapitate lizard, Lizard eats paper, Paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, Rock crushes scissors and Chuck Norris Defeats All! Military Green 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Chuck Norris items: Chuck Norris Shirts"

This T-shirt reflects the idea that Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast. This is a play on the idea that Wheaties is the breakfast of champions.

This is an officially licensed Delta Force product. Shirt features as as Major Scott McCoy Chuck Norris in a fighting stance and says "I'm gonna hit you with so many rights, you're gonna beg for a left.