There once was a man named Charles Darwin, who was always trying to kick a football this girl was holding but every time he tried, the girl would yank the away and ol' Charles Darwin would go flyin' through the air like a cannoli. Charles got so fed up one day he went sailing around the ocean and invented evolution as a way to get back at the girl, by making her think she was related to monkeys, heh heh. Much to everyone's surprise, the story turned out to be true! Charles Darwin: A Good Man. Based upon this comic strip by Aaron Diaz for Hark! A Vagrant.
male, female - adult