My tribute to some of the great iconic vehicles of 80's entertainment. Waterbased ink for that super-soft vintage feel.

I wish I could go out tonight... but I gotta stay in with my better half ...I'm Retired now! Instead of making up a lie why you gotta go home...just wear this shirt instead! They'll get it...

"Retired Leave Me Alone Girls T-Shirt. Exclusively from Bewild.com, these new tee?s feature hard-core sayings that say it all. From ?Lick Here For Full View? to ?Skanky white-trailer trash?. How about a t-shirt that says ?Dip me in Chocolate and throw me to the lesbians?? Our short sleeve ""Retired Leave Me Alone"" t-shirts are made from a 100% fully machine washable cotton/poly blend for a cool and comfortable fit every time."

"Retired Near A Bathroom T-Shirt. Exclusively from Bewild.com, these new tee?s feature hard-core sayings that say it all. From ?Trust Me I'm A Doctor? to ?Thats Mr. Asshole To You?. How about a t-shirt that says ?I Scored High On My Drug Test? Our short sleeve t-shirts are made from a 100% fully machine washable cotton/poly blend for a cool and comfortable fit every time. On the front of this shirt it says ""Retired. Now I Can Do What I Want (As Long As It's Near A Bathroom)""."

Retired. Now I Can Do What I Want (As Long As It's Near A Bathroom), You will be able to picture yourself walking anywhere in this White Hooded 50/50 Sweatshirt. Designed for warmth and durability the 7.5 ounce, 50/50 blend fleece fabric with double-ply hood provides protection from a blinding snow storm at the North Pole or from blowing sand in the Mojave Desert. This hooded sweat is versitility plus. The convenient pouch pocket keeps hands warm or holds a water bottle. The matching drawstring and metal grommets on the hood make sure it stays where it belongs. The set-in sleeves, ribbed cuffs and banded bottom all keep this shirt together in a way that makes durability its middle name.