Cattle abductions and mutilations are on the increase – if you’re in the field keep a low profile. funny, ufo, cows, abduction

"Generally alien abduction does not go well. The word ""probe"" tends to be associated with it, which is undesirable as either a noun or a verb. However, there is one memorable exception when you want to be abducted by the mothership: Galaga. You let the Boss come down and hit the tractor beam (beeeeeeeeewwwwwww), and then later when you kill the Boss, you get TWO fighters at your command, which is really useful in the Challenging Stages. Instead of pew pew pew, it's pewpew pewpew pewpew. Original Galaga logo on a brown 100% cotton t-shirt. Note: the print is distressed and the fabric is extra soft for a vintage feel.".

Enjoi Abduction tee. Artwork on front of Enjoi panda getting sucked up by a flying saucer. Short sleeve. Crew neck. 100% cotton. Machine wash. Imported.

Capricorn – Deadly with an epee and the first member of Zodiac, a circle of secret assassins hired by governments and those with the means to find them. comic, character development, ausven

Seventh in the Zodiac Assassins’ series. Once a beautiful warrior princess skilled in numerous weapons and hand to hand combat Virgo was sacrificed as a virgin by her parents to appease the gods and lift the bad fortune that had befallen her father’s kingdom since her birth. Her uncle a powerful warlock and necromancer raised the princess from the dead as a vampire in the hope that he could control her and use her to overthrow his brother. However the princess slayed him and went on to wipe out her entire family in revenge for her fathers actions. Virgo has (un)lived for a 1000 years and was one of the original members of the Zodiac Assassins when the league was originally formed 500 year ago. zodiac, assassins, fantasy, comic, ausven