"Show the world you don't need hair to make the ladies swoon... heck, you don't even need to be alive! This chuckle-inducing Casper the Friendly Ghost t-shirt features an image of Harvey Comics' beloved spook with the words ""Bald and Sexy."" You'll look great wearing it, even if your hair is ghost, son. White 100% Cotton Officially Licensed"

"Whatever you do, avoid the Bull Charge! This officially licensed Nintendo t-shirt features ""Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!"" opponent from Istanbul, Turkey: Bald Bull. The ""Punch-Out!!"" logo appear on the back of the tee. Charcoal 50% cotton, 50% polyester Fitted Officially Licensed Athletic Fit More Nintendo items: Nintendo Merchandise"

Nintendo Punchout T-Shirt Sheer This is an officially licensed Nintendo t-shirt.

Funky Urban Clothes equals Funky Urban Sexy theres no way around it, its the new style you need to be wearing! These shirts from Funky Urban Klothes are form fitted, very soft and comfortable. Stylish and unlike any other shirt you have ever worn. They have been designed and selected by fukindustries, inc. Printed by hand in the U.S.A., Ready to Wear Genuine Gear. 100% FUKING Unofficial. All over Funky Urban Klothes are made from 100% fully machine washable cotton.

Why do I have to be cursed with perfect vision?  Glasses are so fashionable!