They may have rejected you for the military they may have run out of Super Solider serum or the Red Skull may have intercepted your application but it doesn't look like you'll be going shoulder to shoulder with Captain America anytime soon. Cursed Red Skull! At least on the bright side you don't need any sort of fancy paper work for the 100% cotton soft Captain America Stars & Stripes Cut & Sew T-Shirt! This Captain America Stars & Stripes Cut & Sew T-Shirt features the stripes all around the front and back of the shirt with a 'sewn on' star on the chest! It's like you're Captain America's first costume...except this one is a bit nicer...and refined!

America.....%$&@ yeah! Coming again to save the day! Off the wall theme song aside Captain America really is a constant defender. Granted I don't think he's into extreme vulgarities and curse words but he'll give his life defending that 'silly' little freedom you waste on watching 24/7 news channels and the 'Real Housewives'. See that is the glory of America...everybody is free to do whatever they want! Grow up to be the president or sit around collecting dust - it is up to you! Unfortunately we ran out of super solider serum and vita rays so you can't follow in Captain America's footsteps. You can however pick up this bombastic 100% cotton Captain America Distressed Shield Navy T-Shirt. Features a highly distressed Captain America symbol across the chest! You may not be the real Captain America but at least you aren't some Skrull or clone. Didn't the Punisher wear this thing for a spell? This is the standard quality Captain America Distressed Shield tee hence the lower price. Not quit

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