Captain America likes beating Naught-zees red faced people and shape changing sub surface dwellers. When a hard day's work is over he likes to relax with a nice cold frosty....chocolate sundae? What the heck! Oh wait I forgot that Captain America is one of those upstanding ethical code kind of guys and he's not going to be putting any sort of vile poisons in his system! Don't give him to much crap he's the designated driver for Tony Stark. That guy is a train wreck. The Captain America No Drugs Junk Food T-Shirt is a much higher quality(and softer) t-shirt than a normal t-shirt and features a highly distressed Captain America smashing the word 'drugs' into pieces. If only it was that easy!

You know what thermals are good for? Staying warm. Staying warm should be really important to you and even more so to Captain America! He can tell you first hand mainly because he spent a great deal of time in suspended animation because he didn't dress properly. "Sure" he said"I'm zipping around in this experimental drone plane and I figure a t-shirt and flip flops should do me fine." Guess he didn't realize that plane's flight path crossed over the North Atlantic. Couple decades later they find Captain America as a giant ice block! They thawed him out and the first thing Cap said was "Damn I should have worn my Captain America Long Sleeve Junk Food T-Shirt! That thing is so nice it is really soft it is really warm and it has the proper amount of patriotism allowed under the Constitution." Captain America knows that Junk Food produces some of the finest t-shirts in the world and they are always of a much higher thread count than your standard shirt! My country 'tis of Tee! Made of 100

Officially licensed Captain America Vintage Logo Junk Food Ivory Graphic T-Shirt. This authentic Junk Food tee features a retro style Captain America logo on the front. Super soft cotton/poly blend.

Description Though he was a scoundrel, a rogue, and, according to Princess Leia, a "stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking, nerf herder", Han Solo proved himself to be quite a hero in the end. This Star Wars t-shirt by Junk Food features the captain of the Millennium Falcon who definitely shot first.   

Description This Vintage Detroit Lions Shirt by Junk Food features the team helmet and name.