America.....%$&@ yeah! Coming again to save the day! Off the wall theme song aside Captain America really is a constant defender. Granted I don't think he's into extreme vulgarities and curse words but he'll give his life defending that 'silly' little freedom you waste on watching 24/7 news channels and the 'Real Housewives'. See that is the glory of America...everybody is free to do whatever they want! Grow up to be the president or sit around collecting dust - it is up to you! Unfortunately we ran out of super solider serum and vita rays so you can't follow in Captain America's footsteps. You can however pick up this bombastic 100% cotton Captain America Distressed Shield Navy T-Shirt. Features a highly distressed Captain America symbol across the chest! You may not be the real Captain America but at least you aren't some Skrull or clone. Didn't the Punisher wear this thing for a spell? This is the standard quality Captain America Distressed Shield tee hence the lower price. Not quit

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I bet your little Avenger loves Captain America. They pick up trash can lids all the time and use them as shields. They consider badly sun burned children as enemies and call them Red Skull. They refuse to go against the blessed Constitution...which means that it is kind of hard to get them to go to bed on time. Dang partisan politics! Anyways this extremely fine 100% cotton Captain America Faded Shield Kids 30 Single T-Shirt is of exceptional quality crazy softness features an authentic distressed Cap' symbol and perfect for a shield wielding super solider whipper snappers! Do they still call children whipper snappers? They did back in my day when we fought the naught-zees with nothing more than a rusted ice cream scoop and a slingshot.

Crafted from 50% cotton and 50% polyester this Captain America Kirby Red Faded T-Shirt features a bold image of Captain America as only Jack Kirby could bring you! Yes this distressed red t-shirt shows off Captain America doing one of his favorite things - voting! But that doesn't look like voting you might say. Well they handled it a bit differently back in Cap's day. You see you would go up and punch the candidate you wanted to vote for...or was it the one you didn't like? I can never remember. My history always gets a little foggy after Captain America single handily defeated the Axis Powers. They kept calling him Fat Man or Little Boy but neither of those nicknames make any sense.