Captain America likes beating Naught-zees red faced people and shape changing sub surface dwellers. When a hard day's work is over he likes to relax with a nice cold frosty....chocolate sundae? What the heck! Oh wait I forgot that Captain America is one of those upstanding ethical code kind of guys and he's not going to be putting any sort of vile poisons in his system! Don't give him to much crap he's the designated driver for Tony Stark. That guy is a train wreck. The Captain America No Drugs Junk Food T-Shirt is a much higher quality(and softer) t-shirt than a normal t-shirt and features a highly distressed Captain America smashing the word 'drugs' into pieces. If only it was that easy!

They may have rejected you for the military they may have run out of Super Solider serum or the Red Skull may have intercepted your application but it doesn't look like you'll be going shoulder to shoulder with Captain America anytime soon. Cursed Red Skull! At least on the bright side you don't need any sort of fancy paper work for the 100% cotton soft Captain America Stars & Stripes Cut & Sew T-Shirt! This Captain America Stars & Stripes Cut & Sew T-Shirt features the stripes all around the front and back of the shirt with a 'sewn on' star on the chest! It's like you're Captain America's first costume...except this one is a bit nicer...and refined!

You know what thermals are good for? Staying warm. Staying warm should be really important to you and even more so to Captain America! He can tell you first hand mainly because he spent a great deal of time in suspended animation because he didn't dress properly. "Sure" he said"I'm zipping around in this experimental drone plane and I figure a t-shirt and flip flops should do me fine." Guess he didn't realize that plane's flight path crossed over the North Atlantic. Couple decades later they find Captain America as a giant ice block! They thawed him out and the first thing Cap said was "Damn I should have worn my Captain America Long Sleeve Junk Food T-Shirt! That thing is so nice it is really soft it is really warm and it has the proper amount of patriotism allowed under the Constitution." Captain America knows that Junk Food produces some of the finest t-shirts in the world and they are always of a much higher thread count than your standard shirt! My country 'tis of Tee! Made of 100

Captain America by Jack Kirby White T-Shirt

Made from 100% Cotton this almond colored t-shirt features a severely faded/ distressed image of Captain America's shield and his logo appearing as if.....drawn by chalk? Really? Is this the work of your 5 year old brother? He sits there on the sidewalk wearing a blue colored bucket and holding a blue-painted trashcan calling ants "Agents of Hydra" and...smashing them. Apparently he got someone's attention since...he's designing t-shirts! Anyway regardless of the aesthetics this is a Junk Food T-shirt. Now this JF tee is a little heavier than their normal shirt but...it's Junk Food so the following still applies: Softer than freedom more limited than liberty and only slightly less stylish than the Greatest Generation.