Teenormous T-shirts

PRINTED ON AN ORGANIC T-SHIRT! Before civilization invented synthetic machine weaves, the scattered population was plagued by pirates. The most feared band crossed the mighty planes on their dreaded sheep under a black flag: The Rogues of Wool. If you ever met them, the last thing you'd ever hear before your throat was cut would be the clicking of their knitting needles. Knit. Purl. Knit. Purl. One brave vulture once sailed with those dreaded brigands, and he lived to sing the song, He sails the fields on wooly sheep knit and purl to earn his keep! Dewey grass waves thick and deep, oh, Vachel, on the wooly sheep! Wear this shirt with pride, and let all know that knitters are a force to be reckoned with. Sea Shanty Strips � Sea Shanty Video

What time is it? Oh snap, I think it's PIXEL TIME! This is an amazing shirt for you to be wearing, because from far away - oh hey, You've got T-Rex on your shirt! But then as you slowly advance on someone, it devolves into the chunky modern art that can only be called... pixel time. Anyway it's a classy image of T-Rex stepping on a house with a car nearby, and it will tell all and sundry that you are a person of taste AND breeding AND sweet clothing all over your torso!

Did you know it is illegal to be within 100 metres of Sweden? It is. This is a shirt for people who live in Sweden or are aware of IKEA.

Diversity. Hooray for it! It's great that things aren't all exactly the same, like corn (maize). If everything was the same then even though it would be tacos for every meal, after 100 years we'd all be like "Tacos. That's great. More tacos."

What makes a presidential candidate tick? We may never know, but studying his ancestry may give us a clue. This scientific diagram of Paramecium Barackobamarelia comes on a navy t-shirt and is guaranteed to change the way you dress.