Candy Corn Vampire Shirt *LAST CHANCE*

It is the strike of midnight on Halloween. But this is totally meaningless, considering that a SCHEMA PUMPKIN has clearly been in plain view this whole time, and always has been. Using one of your TRUSTY KNIVES, you carve your favorite SPOOK SCHEMATIC into your pumpkin. Terrifying GAMBIT AETHERS flow from the supernatural gourd and permeate your ARTIFICE AMBIENT. You undergo an incredible transformation.
male, female - adult
$15.00 from The Topato Corporation

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