COUNT DRACULA - Vlad Tepes The Impaler - Punk Rock Vampire Horror Movie T-Shirt

Vlad The Impaler 'Dracuul' Count Dracula T-Shirt If you buy only one Dracula punk rock shirt in this lifetime, this is the vampire punk t-shirt to have! Crafted by gothic witches deep in the Transylvanian forest of the castle... the orginal design was carved into the flesh of a mortal, inspired by the family seal of Vlad Tepes. Not only is this tee shirt authentic, it's actually woven from the hair of Dracuul himself!* Smell the blood of the ages in it's fine black follicles, warm yourself in the cold embrace of the afterlife. Become one with your destiny, wear the seal of Count Dracula on your person and await the time of your 'Visit'. Show him you're a willing member and intend no resistance towards the faction. He will reward you. *This claim has not been approved by the FDA, this shirt is not a medicinal cure.
male, female - adult
$12.99 from Hipsoul Clothing

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