Chuck Norris Space T-Shirt This is an officially licensed Chuck Norris t-shirt.

You'll love this funny Chuck Norris t-shirt. Chuck Norris the weather man: cloudy with a 90% chance of pain! Some helpful Chuck Norris facts to consider before buying this t-shirt: - Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. - If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. - There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. - Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. - Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. - Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. - Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Description This Chuck Norris t-shirt finally gives us the answer to the question we have all been pondering for years. "Chuck Norris Let The Dogs out"!   

Description We all know that Wheaties is the Breakfast of Champions. But, what happened to all of those champions? Well, we just found out that "Champions Are The Breakfast Of Chuck Norris".   

Description This Chuck Norris t-shirt warns you: Chuck Norris has two speeds - Walk and Kill.