Man, the other day I was walkin' down the street mindin' my own business and all of a sudden out of nowhere I fell flat on my face and hit my elbow real hard on a fire hydrant. I didn't see nothin' on the ground or nothin' but I looked back and seen this little kid gigglin' and he run off. This little kid had tripped me on purpose because he thought it was funny. That little kid is a bitch, and I ain't got no health insurance. The moral of the story is that man or woman, young or old, people that trip you on purpose when you're mindin' your own business are complete bitches. You know this, and now everybody who sees you will know too.
male, female - adult