Biohazard Creeper

Handle With Appropriate Precautions Technically urine, feces, saliva, sputum, nasal secretions, sweat, tears, and vomit don't qualify as biological waste unless they contain fluid blood or a known infectious pathogen. Try telling that to a first time parent changing a diaper, though. On the plus side, in terms of proper waste handling there's already disposable padding added for absorption, and the waste comes packaged in a leakproof (theoretically) container. Of course, you might be the cloth diapering type, in which case we recommend you set your at-home autoclave (the washing machine) to the sterilization cycle for at least 30 minutes. Biohazard symbol printed in black on a yellow 5 oz. 100% combed ringspun cotton. Short sleeves with lap shoulders. Reinforced three-snap closure.
male - adult
$12.99 from Think Geek

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