Benderbrau

Wholesome, Nutritious Alcohol! Keep your fuel cells charged with the latest in fictional beers! Benderbrau uses a patented cold-fusion steam process to capture the fresh taste of the mountains - turbid and silty with a subtle, slightly goat-y finish. Mind SpokesBender's hearty exhortation on the label, "Let's Get Drunk!" It's more convincing than the St. Pauli Girl's frosty mugs. And you know what we mean by mugs. Benderbrau is filled with hoppy goodness. None of those metal shavings found in our competitors (*cough*pabstbluerobot*cough*). Unless one of the robots fell in during the manufacturing process. In which case, bonus metal shavings! So the next time you're on the ass end of an ass-kicking, chill out with a bottle of Benderbrau, the beer that would be rifling through your wallet if it had appendages. Benderbrau logo (from the Futurama episode "The Route of All Evil") on a 100% cotton, black shirt.
male - adult
$12.99 from Think Geek

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