Sure the Three Laws of Robotics are good for humans... but our favorite outlaw robot doesn't live by the rules. (Plus, Mom's Friendly Robot Company probably left that bit out of their bending units' programming as a cost-saving measure.) He's less likely to obey orders given by a human than to tell that same human to bite his shiny metal ass. And, occasionally, he has to kill all humans. Bender's Face on on an ice grey, 100% cotton t-shirt. You could probably pull this over your head and pretend you're Bender, but you may end up with people trying to get beers out of your now-exposed beer gut. You've been warned..

Description This Rainbow Dash Face Shirt will essentially turn your torso into the colorful My Little Pony.   

Description This Pinkie Pie Face Shirt features an extreme close up of the My Little Pony.   

Description This Applejack Face Shirt features a graphic of the My Little Pony's face.   

Description This Lion-O Face Shirt features the ThunderCat peering the through the Sword of Omens looking for some "sight beyond sight".