(inside Robin's head) "One day I'll be Gotham's biggest protector! I won't live in the shadow of Batman anymore! Everybody is always making fun of me but I'll show them! I'll run for president or something or become a world famous artist all the while defeating and doling out justice to the evil and corrupt! Yeah I'll be the world's most fresh warrior-poet one that would make even the stoic of ancients bow and respect my power! I can lift 16 tons like it is nothing I throw tanks at people like it is nobody's business. What do you mean I can't pick up 16 tons and I'll always be known as Batman's little sidekick!? Nightwing broke off...why can't I? Ugh...guess I need to keep working! At least Junk Food understands my plight with this epic Robin's Sketchbook Junk Food Triblend T-Shirt! It features my very own personal artwork with all my ripply muscles goodness. It is even a triblend t-shirt made of 50% polyester 38% cotton and 12% rayon. That means it is way softer than you are used to a

Darth Vader is a straight up Gangsta yo. It wasn't Coolio singing about living in a Gangsta's Paradise it was our man Darth Vader; Duke of the Dark Side King of the Sith Popcorn Playa Prime! You think the Death Star was a death dealing space station? Naw son it was originally suppose to be the galaxy's biggest piece of bling. It was that pesky Emperor who demanded some other function than impressing the ladies. Oh well. At least Darth Vader got a small measure of ego-inflating goodness with this Super Ewok Soft 60% cotton 25% polyester and 15% rayon Darth Vader Yo Junk Food Triblend T-Shirt. Sure it isn't the galaxy's biggest piece of bling but it is a high quality t-shirt a cut way above the rest. This shirt redefines the word soft which is exactly what Anakin Skywalker always hoped to attain(I think?). Coming from Junk Food this shirt is the absolute pinnacle in quality and supplies are limited!

Made from 50% Polyester 37% Cotton and 13% Rayon this extremely soft heather-gray t-shirt features a purposely distressed illustration of Batman's more fearsome foes! It's the Joker Penguin Scarecrow Riddler and Catwoman. They're just sort of...lounging about happy to be recognized for their genetic disposition towards criminal activity! Yup. This particular t-shirt is from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food so we're talking a high quality limited edition super-soft t-shirt here. And this Junk Food t-shirt is what's known as a "triblend" t-shirt made from 3 different materials which adds to the already exemplary softness and resiliency.

This Joker t-shirt is right off of Batman #37 from 1945. This is one of the earlier versions of the Joker created by Bill Finger the co-creator of Batman and Bob Kane. Bill showed Bob a picture of actor Conrad Veidt in make up from the silent film The Man Who Laughs (1928). Then after the Joker was modeled on this photograph. Set in England 1690 featuring Gwynplaine (Conrad Veidt) who is the son of an English nobleman who has offended King James II. The King sentences Gwynplaine's father to death via an iron maiden which is basically a metal upright coffin (made in the 18th century) with spikes on it to torture people. The benevolent monarch also has a surgeon disfigure Gwynplaine's face into a permanent grin condemns him to laugh forever at his fool of a father. The Man Who Laughs is known for the grim Carnival freak-like grin that Gwynplaine is forced to wear as an adult and has been credited to igniting the horror genre. Bill Finger and Bob Kane happened to pick the perfect characte

Here I thought that Bane never wanted to fight Batman head on! Guess this 100% cotton Batman Vs Bane Epic Battle Kids T-Shirt has proved me wrong because we have the monster-of-a-man Bane attacking Gotham's Dark Knight using a piece of Interstate 422! At last he isn't fighting fair and I think he may be abusing performance enhancing substances. I know that prison makes most people all ripped out but he looks a bit more...bulky. I wonder if those hoses have anything to do with it? *Shrugs* The great Batman Vs Bane Epic Battle Kids T-Shirt is for the children and features standalone images of Batman and Bane and then one big one with both of them throwing down! At least your child will learn the dangers of drug abuse.