Batman Wear Protection Junk Food T-Shirt

Made from 100% Cotton this dark charcoal-gray t-shirt features an almost proto-classic image of Batman preparing to don his cape and cowl accompanied by text underneath suggesting the importance of.....wearing protection. As in...protective clothing. Yup. Nothing else implied here folks. Nope. Anyway this particular Batman tee featuring Bruce Wayne in mid-transformation is from the master t-shirt technicians at Junk Food. So yes the usual Junk Food attributes apply: extremely soft extremely limited and....open to more unseemly interpretations.
male - adult
$28.99 from Superhero Stuff

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